I hate the dentist.
I hate everything about it. I hate the way when they call you they refer to your dentist by their first name, so you don't know who they're talking about. I hate the way they put gross pictures of other people's teeth on the television screen while you wait.
I hate the way that this guy who was supposed to be poking around my mouth wasn't even wearing dentist uniform, just a shirt and chinos. I hate the way the chair goes down and you have to keep shuffling up.
I hate the way they ask you whether you're okay, even though you're obviously crapping yourself. I hate the way they say it will only be a small pin prick feeling, and it really bloody isn't. It's like sharp pain and mounting pressure so painful my eyes were clenched to the point of a tear rolling down my face.
I hate the way they read out a huge list of all your favourite foods and proceed to tell you that you can't eat them anymore. I hate the way they drill into your teeth and don't care about smacking the rest of your mouth with the equipment. I hate the way they say 'just a bit more', 'actually, some more here', 'sorry, more here' as if you have a chance to protest about it.
I hate the way they really hurt you and don't seem to care, and I hate the way they give you a cup of water to wash your mouth out with even though your entire left side of your face is numb. I hate the way you end up drooling down yourself because you can't feel it and no one is telling you.
I hate the dentist. But I hate even more the fact I have to go back and do it all again in a few weeks.
filing??
ReplyDeletei have had something crazy like 5 filings which is bad, and slightly annoying because i don't eat that many sweets!! LESS THAN MY BROTHER AND HE HASN'T HAD ANY!!
that numbness is annoying because it is always before tea!!!
how are you, tyc monday?
Eurgh, memories of me tooth extraction come flooding back. 'Excuse me Nurse, can you just come in and hold the patients head, please?' *shudder*
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